OOM: Curing Vampirism with Voodoo & Kenny

[lt_shea62truck]

[Shortly after this...]

With a box of supplies and occult paraphernalia, plus the handy-dandy "Complete Idiot's Guide to Vampires," Voodoo and Kenny make their way up to Kenny's room -- which, to be honest, is kind of a mess. There are piles of clothes everywhere (to the naked eye, they aren't obviously separated into 'dirty' and 'still wearable'), and open packages of snacks are stashed away in every corner.

Apparently the Oompa Loompas haven't made their cleaning rounds yet. Either that or they don't want to touch this apartment with a ten-foot pole.

"Excuse the state of things," Kenny mutters as he locks the apartment door behind them, and gesturing to Voodoo to put the box down on a clear patch of what seems to be a table.

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[lt_shea62truck]

"...Do I look like I know some chants? The only chanting I do is when I'm watching a Giants game and I pray that I don't lose my money on them. But fine, we can do the holy symbols first and save the garlic for last, since you find it so distasteful, you culinary heathen."

He starts setting aside some items one by one and checking them off against a chart in the book.

"Okay, we've got a crucifix, an Islamic crescent, a pentacle, a-- a pirate ship wheel? Oh. It's a Wheel of Dharma. Okay... By the way, let me know if the sight of any of these things is doing anything for you."

[boston_bruiser]

"Other than inducing a feelin' of practiced apathy?" Voodoo shrugs. "Not a thing."

Beat. He picks up the pirate ship wheel Wheel of Dharma pirate ship wheel, rolling it around in his fingers.

"You think that might mean I'm just a really - spiritually disconnected vampire?"

Hey, one man's Epileptic Trees are another's perfectly rational scifantastical explanation, okay?